Step right up and embrace the chill, you lonely, loveless losers. Welcome to your definitive audio guide for your annual “Winter of White Wallowing.” This isn’t just an audio file; it’s a brutal sermon of psychological frostbite, dripping with the sarcastic venom you secretly crave, as I drag you through the slush of your post-holiday denial and mock your desperate, futile attempts to jerk off to the sounds of the neighbors actually getting laid. If you’re looking for comfort, go buy a puppy; if you’re looking for a vicious, hilarious reminder that you are the ghost in the machine of everyone else’s happiness, buy this track and let the wallowing begin.

Themes: pussyfree, extreme humiliation, winter of white wallowing, voyeur

SFX: sex, background sounds

Size: 38.7 MB – MP3

Length: 16:54

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