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Do you fantasize about cumming on a random lady’s beautiful tits? Your Ersatz Girlfriend’s “Ride Share Cum Shot” MP3 is what you need to stroke your cock to. I’ll talk to you as if you were My ride share driver who can’t stop looking in the rear view mirror at My cleavage. Just wait until you drop Me off at My house. I’ll let you jack off and squirt your cum on My breasts all while we’re in My driveway, but you better hurry. I have nosy neighbors.

Are you a submissive servant who longs to tend to Goddess’s bathroom duties? Well, you’re in luck. I’ve just received a brand new plunger. I’m so excited to use it for the first time as I picture your face deep down in murky water while unclogging My toilet. If you find the world of toilet cleaning and training humiliating, yet fascinating, you’ll enjoy this audio recording. Now, get to work, My pet.